Romano Buffagni

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You wouldn’t be there

Nov 8, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to…

Tonight’s the night

Ago 1, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I…

With a warning label

Mag 18, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going…

Michelle, I don’t regret

Mar 29, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This…

I feel like a jigsaw

Mar 1, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.…

Doomsday Devices

Gen 30, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Gen 18, 2016
By Azzurra Immediato

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was…

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