Romano Buffagni

I’m going to remind

Nov 2, 2016/ Azzurra/ in: Life/ with 4 comments

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. I had more, but you go ahead. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Bite my shiny metal ass. You know, I was God once. I just told you! You’ve killed me! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…

I’m sorry, guys

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. You’re going to do his laundry?

Comments 4

  1. Thomas Mass ha detto:

    So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Who are those horrible orange men?

  2. Thomas Mass ha detto:

    Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Moving along… Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong.

  3. Thomas Mass ha detto:

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Look, last night was a mistake. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!

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